- Assorted Jokes and Riddles
- What do you call a hamburger bun
in a rocking chair?
- Rockin' roll.
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- The restaurant sign said, "we Fought the
Roaches," so the man went in and ordered soup.
- MAN: Waiter, why is there a roach in my soup? The sign said you fought
the roaches.
- WAITER: It didn't say we won!
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- CUSTOMER: Just look at this chicken you
served me. One leg is longer than the other.
- WAITER: Were you planning to eat it or dance with it?
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- TEACHER: Fred, if you had five pieces
of candy, and Bob asked for one, how many would you have?
- FRED: Five!
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- TEACHER: Yes, what is it?
- FAILING STUDENT: I don't want to frighten you, but Dad said that if
I don't get better grades, someone's going to get a spanking!
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- TEACHER: Henry, give me the formula for water.
- HENRY: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
- TEACHER: What kind of crazy answer is that?
- HENRY: You told us that water was H to O.
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- A boy wrote this letter from boarding school:
- Dear Mom and Dad,
- Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
- Be$t Wi$h$,
- Your $on $ammy
- The parents reply:
- Dear Sammy,
- NOthing much is happening here. Please write aNOther letter soon. Bye
for NOw.
- Love,
- Dad and Mom
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