Aries
(March 21 - April 19)
- Avoid fast food. Else, you will be learning to be
- the fastest sprinter to the washroom.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
- Remember those number games you played as a
- kid? Remember those number games you played on
- your last tax form? Well....
Gemini (May
21 - June 20)
- Every washroom you visit in the next month will
- have a long line-up. Practice the two-step.
Cancer (June
21 - July 22)
- Remember that co-worker who told you that
- someone dinged your car? They had a front row seat.
Leo (July
23 - August 22)
- Yesterday was your lucky day. Now don't
- you wish you had played the lotto?
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Virgo (August
23 - September 22)
- Be careful about singing in the shower. The
- neighbors can hear you and might decide to play
- the tape at your next get-together.
-
Libra (September
23 - October 22)
- Avoid torromow. I mean it.
-
Scorpio (October
23 - November 21)
- Be careful about following your bliss
- too closely... both of you might land up with
- dented cars.
-
Sagittarius (November
22 - December 21)
- If you mind your own business, you
- might make a profit. This offer is void
- anywhere where is money.
-
Capricorn (December
22 - January 19)
- Who says that you cannot write your
- own destiny. I do it all the time.
-
Aquarius (January
20 - February 18)
- If you can think of a good reason to
- do something, it is probably worth doing...
- except you Bob. All Bobs should not go
- driving.
-
Pisces (February
19 - March 20)
- Do not wear bright orange clothing
- tomorrow. It may be safe on the highway,
- but the fireman will think you are on fire.
- It's best if you are not all wet.
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