Dinosaur jokes!


What do you call a three-ton dinosaur?
"Sir!" What time would it be, if five dinosaurs are chasing you? Five to one! What did the cave man say when he slid down the dinosaurs neck? So long! Bob: Wow! Who stepped on your foot? Fred: See that Stegosaurus over there? Bob: Yes, Fred: Well I didn't!


I can lift a dinosaur with one hand.
I don't believe you.
Get me a dinosaur with one hand and I'll prove it. Little boy: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Little girl: The dinosaur didn't cross the road, the chicken did. Little boy: Then why did the chicken cross the road? Little girl: To get away from the dinosaur!



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