- Knock Knock Jokes!
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- Knock-knock,
- Who's there,
- Interrupting cow,
- Inturupting co... ,
- Mooo!
- Knock-knock,
- Who's there?
- Dishes,
- Dishes who?
- Dishes the F.B.I., open up!
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- Knock-knock,
- Who's there?
- Cablegram,
- Cablegram who?
- Cablegram if you find Granpa's will!
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- Knock-knock,
- Who's there?
- Mickey,
- Mickey who?
- I tried to get in the house, but mickey wouldn't work.
- Knock-knock
- Who's there?
- Ammonia.
- Ammonia little boy.
- Knock-knock,
- Who's there?
- Olga.
- Olga who?
- Olga away if you don't let me in.
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- Knock-knock,
- Who's there?
- scold,
- Scold who?
- Scold outside.
- Knock-knock,
- Who's there?
- America,
- America who?
- 'Am Erica. Who are you?
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