- Monster Jokes
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- Godzilla
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- What do you call a sea monster who works in Godzilla's store?
- A scalesman
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- What's Godzilla's favorite bean?
- A Human Bean
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- What do you call the man who takes on Godzilla?
- Stupid.
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- What invention allowed Frankenstein to walk through walls?
- A door.
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- What does Frankenstein call a dungeon?
- The Family room.
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- Dracula
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- What should do when you see Dracula?
- Hope Dracula does not see you.
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- Why did Dracula think spanking was good for his son's education?
- It made him smart.
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- What happened to the tomatoes the vampire planted?
- They grue-some
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- Werewolves
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- What language do werewolves speak?
- Werewolveese.
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- If you cross an anteater with a werewolf, what do you get?
- An ant shortage.
- Why did Cyclops like to play with King Kong?
- Because he was a ton of fun.
- What do you call a 3,000 pound gorilla?
- "Sir."
- What might you find between King Kong's toes?
- Slow running natives
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- What happened when the canary flew into Bigfoot?
- Shredded tweet.
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- Who was the thirstiest monster in the world?
- The one who drank Canada Dry.
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